so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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