I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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