Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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