why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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