No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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