After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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