awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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