At least make sure they are 18
Why
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
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