It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He shit in the fireplace
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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