That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
