Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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