We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
We are two peas in an std pod
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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