making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
the day after is always just damage control
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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