how hairy? two words: wookie tits
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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