It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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