..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
