oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he puts the penis in happiness.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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