ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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