To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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