told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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