Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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