Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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