Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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