8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Do vagina's smell?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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