I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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