he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Randomize
