you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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