I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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