chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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