On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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