is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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