Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I am one with the molecules
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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