I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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