see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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