Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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