I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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