why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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