She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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