i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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