never play flip cup with pint glasses
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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