We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
How drunk are you?
Completed.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
jump out the window naked night went bad
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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