Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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