I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I party with great urgency now.
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