Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
this just has baby written all over it
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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