I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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