the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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