last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
