where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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