it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
My day in three words: secret purse cake
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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