All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Randomize
